Almost Like a Real Person... sort of...
May 7th 2009 18:24
B.O. (B.S.) and Obiden showed up at a fast food restaurant the other day. Did you happen to see it? Most people don't have a film crew along when they go to lunch. But most people have ordered hamburgers before, too. Obiden didn't seem to be much more familiar with the eating habits of the "little people", either.
The situation was farcical and embarrassing for several reasons. First it displayed how little B.O. (B.S.) actually knows about real Americans. Second, why did he need to put his ignorance on display? Third, why didn't he ever eat a hamburger before? (Isn't it one of the all-American foods, like hot dogs and apple pie?) Maybe next week, he'll order those and make a fool of himself.
The first thing I thought when seeing him trying to figure out how to communicate without his trusty teleprompter, was the image of John Kerry (he went to Viet Nam, you know) pretending to go bird hunting and Hillary using a very poor drawl to impress members of a black church. Algore wasn't very good at pretending, either and once used a town's whole water supply for a phony kayaking photo-op. And of course, Michelle's veggie garden, can't forget that one. Most women don't grub around in their gardens in dresses and heels.
Funny, I can't remember President Bush (either one) or President Reagan or any other Republicans having to pretend so hard to seem "normal." Both President's Bush actually did real things like working on their property and fishing. President Reagan rode a horse and worked on his own land, too. Not to impress anyone, but it was because they knew how to do those things. Their wives were real people, too, in case you didn't know. Nancy Reagan took care of her husband when he got sick and stayed with him for the rest of his life. Barbara Bush made the best clam chowder I've ever had (I still use the recipe!) And Laura Bush was a teacher before she got married. They're able to act like real people because they are real people. Their entire lives were not devoted to liberal causes at government expense. They were never accused of shady dealings and missing documents.
The closest Democrat I can think of that resembled a real human was Bill (the Zipper) Clinton. He never met a hamburger or a female he didn't go after. He's a pig, but at least he had a few clues about what people are like.
The situation was farcical and embarrassing for several reasons. First it displayed how little B.O. (B.S.) actually knows about real Americans. Second, why did he need to put his ignorance on display? Third, why didn't he ever eat a hamburger before? (Isn't it one of the all-American foods, like hot dogs and apple pie?) Maybe next week, he'll order those and make a fool of himself.
The first thing I thought when seeing him trying to figure out how to communicate without his trusty teleprompter, was the image of John Kerry (he went to Viet Nam, you know) pretending to go bird hunting and Hillary using a very poor drawl to impress members of a black church. Algore wasn't very good at pretending, either and once used a town's whole water supply for a phony kayaking photo-op. And of course, Michelle's veggie garden, can't forget that one. Most women don't grub around in their gardens in dresses and heels.
Funny, I can't remember President Bush (either one) or President Reagan or any other Republicans having to pretend so hard to seem "normal." Both President's Bush actually did real things like working on their property and fishing. President Reagan rode a horse and worked on his own land, too. Not to impress anyone, but it was because they knew how to do those things. Their wives were real people, too, in case you didn't know. Nancy Reagan took care of her husband when he got sick and stayed with him for the rest of his life. Barbara Bush made the best clam chowder I've ever had (I still use the recipe!) And Laura Bush was a teacher before she got married. They're able to act like real people because they are real people. Their entire lives were not devoted to liberal causes at government expense. They were never accused of shady dealings and missing documents.
The closest Democrat I can think of that resembled a real human was Bill (the Zipper) Clinton. He never met a hamburger or a female he didn't go after. He's a pig, but at least he had a few clues about what people are like.
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Comment by Lester Caudill
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Comment by ricky smith
Comment by S.L.
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Spoken like a true liberal, ricky. Maybe you should try studying history before running your face.