Some Second Thoughts, Perhaps?
July 5th 2009 12:41
When the ever brilliant B.O. (B.S.) was running for president and newly elected, he said he'd be willing to meet with all sorts of dictators without pre-conditions. The Iranian elections were a despicable farce (totally ACORN-esque) and he refused to object. But Honduras was another matter, of course...
Now the Ayatollahs of Iran are wanting to cancel the election and what? Maybe do it over without the extra 2 million ballots that gave Ahmadinejad his "job" back? So, after accusing the US of taking sides and griping like crazy, briefly, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is eager to have a meeting with B.O. (B.S.) as long as it's public. He wants a press conference!
Sorry... I laughed so hard I almost choked!
All better. Anyway, Ahmadinejad wants to have a public Q and A with B.O. (B.S.) on camera, in spite of the previous complaints. Now, how would that go over? Ahmadinejad speaks off the cuff, because he knows who he hates and how much he hates them and why he wants them all dead. He oozes ugliness from every pore. B.O. (B.S.) on the other hand, has no beliefs, no set of values (either good or bad) and can't speak off the cuff without shoving both feet into his mouth. Although it would make the whole country look stupid, it would be hilarious to watch the stuffed suit try to keep up with a dictator in even a brief conversation. Can you imagine how it would be, if B.O. (B.S.) had to answer a question without his precious teleprompter?
Ahmadinejad: I won my election as fair and square as you did.
B.O. (B.S.): Uh...
Ahmadinejad: You are the Great Satan! We must kill all infidels!
B.O. (B.S.): Uh...
Ahmadinejad: You will surrender immediately and pledge to honor Allah.
B.O. (B.S.): Uh...
Ahmadinejad: I am the President of Iran and you are under arrest!
B.O. (B.S.): Uh...
Once in custody, B.O. (B.S.) is still frantically searching for a teleprompter to tell him what to say. As he is forced to his knees, and the knife comes out, he remembers something from his childhood. "Allah Akbar!" he screams. Ahmadinejad puts the knife away and claims America for Islam.
Now the Ayatollahs of Iran are wanting to cancel the election and what? Maybe do it over without the extra 2 million ballots that gave Ahmadinejad his "job" back? So, after accusing the US of taking sides and griping like crazy, briefly, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is eager to have a meeting with B.O. (B.S.) as long as it's public. He wants a press conference!
Sorry... I laughed so hard I almost choked!
All better. Anyway, Ahmadinejad wants to have a public Q and A with B.O. (B.S.) on camera, in spite of the previous complaints. Now, how would that go over? Ahmadinejad speaks off the cuff, because he knows who he hates and how much he hates them and why he wants them all dead. He oozes ugliness from every pore. B.O. (B.S.) on the other hand, has no beliefs, no set of values (either good or bad) and can't speak off the cuff without shoving both feet into his mouth. Although it would make the whole country look stupid, it would be hilarious to watch the stuffed suit try to keep up with a dictator in even a brief conversation. Can you imagine how it would be, if B.O. (B.S.) had to answer a question without his precious teleprompter?
Ahmadinejad: I won my election as fair and square as you did.
B.O. (B.S.): Uh...
Ahmadinejad: You are the Great Satan! We must kill all infidels!
B.O. (B.S.): Uh...
Ahmadinejad: You will surrender immediately and pledge to honor Allah.
B.O. (B.S.): Uh...
Ahmadinejad: I am the President of Iran and you are under arrest!
B.O. (B.S.): Uh...
Once in custody, B.O. (B.S.) is still frantically searching for a teleprompter to tell him what to say. As he is forced to his knees, and the knife comes out, he remembers something from his childhood. "Allah Akbar!" he screams. Ahmadinejad puts the knife away and claims America for Islam.
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