Painting an Outhouse

January 2nd 2012 19:09

For those of you too young to have ever actually used an "outhouse", allow me to describe one. An outhouse was a bathroom before indoor plumbing. It had a flat seat (usually made of wood) with holes in it for people to "relieve" themselves. There are few things that smell worse than an outhouse in the summer! The "aroma" and the flies make an outhouse hard to mistake for anything else.

Some people (politicians most notably) seem to like painting the outhouse to make it look like something else. For example, Affirmative Action. This disgraceful program dares to presume that "people of color" are not capable of competing with others academically. It permits students who have not properly prepared for higher education to enroll in colleges. Not being prepared, they fail and the Affirmative Action folks welcome them to the prisons and welfare rolls with a smug, "See, we were right!" The outhouse is painted, but the stench of bigotry and the flies of racism remain.

Muslims commit crimes and the media paints the outhouse again. The Ft. Hood killer was a muslim who yelled "Allah Ackbar" just before he opened fire. He had a history of being anti-American (despite collecting a paycheck from the US military), and was known to be a devotee of jihad. But the outhouse was painted with "workplace violence" colors and the reeking continued.

The Santa Killer was also a muslim who murdered his relatives in an "honor killing" and it was ignored. More paint, more stink, more flies.

"The Environment" is another outhouse. Pretending that mankind caused "glo-bull warming/cooling/climate change/whatever" is the paint job on higher taxes, and greater restrictions to everything we do. The paint covers many sins, including the loss of freedom, high unemployment, and the wonderful 5% rating our brilliant congress now enjoys.

Washington DC has become the ultimate outhouse, folks. The stench of corruption is creating a big blue cloud over us all. And the flies it draws all wear 3-piece suits, have fat bank accounts from their ill-gotten gains, and boast of their "progressive" agenda. The aromatic OWS bunch are the larvae left behind as the country sinks under the outhouse bench.

Now we come to the 2012 elections. Will the result be a good fumigation? Or will we just add on another coat of paint and celebrate more flies instead of swatting them?

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Comment by RickB_GA

January 2nd 2012 22:09

Hmmm ... Don't like that OWS crowd very much do you? Me neither, and especially because of a lot of the folks supporting them.

Comment by S.L.

January 2nd 2012 22:15

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Their behavior, calling for communism, calling for violent overthrow of the country, and their sterling list of supporters and benefactors turned me off very quickly, Rick. If they're the "left's answer to the TEA party", they're the wrong answer.

Comment by Norm

January 2nd 2012 23:01

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I'm with Google on this one.

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Comment by S.L.

January 2nd 2012 23:09

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Gee Norm... is that a real advertisement? You should tell the OWS crowd, maybe they could stop using sidewalks and police cars.

Comment by Norm

January 3rd 2012 03:36

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Face facts, S.L. Bush Composting Toilets are real. Would you rather they were called a Rumsfeld, Oliver North, or Nixon Composting Toilet? Let me show you what we've got in a Global Financial Crisis of Capitalism Waterless Toilet.

Comment by Lester Caudill

January 3rd 2012 10:39

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Hey S.L. I am with you on this one.

Comment by Norm

January 3rd 2012 11:47

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Hahahaha. Oh, Lester. What you two do in the privacy of your own toilet is no one's business but your own. One at a time, please. Although I wonder if God takes an interest? Dear God, do you care if two people sit on the toilet at the same time? If He does, I'll see you two in Hell. Maybe we can share a toilet.

Comment by S.L.

January 3rd 2012 12:20

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Since I don't follow posted links, except from sources I trust, Norm, it's hard to tell whether or not you're serious. If the product is real and if it works, I wouldn't care what it was called (they could ever name it Norm).

Thank you, Lester. I need all the help I can get, especially with the sidetracks.

Very classy Norm. They did make 2 and even 3 holers for public facilities, and not all of them were "gender specific".

Comment by Norm

January 3rd 2012 12:50

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"Very classy Norm." That almost sounds like a brand you could trust, but, since you brought up the subject of toilets, it doesn't "hold any water". But the question remains, how much does a personal God care about personal habits and hygiene? God knows, Muslims are absolutely more hygienic than Christians.

Comment by S.L.

January 3rd 2012 15:34

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Interesting that you consider a 7th century group to be cleaner than todays folks, Norm. Is that because they wash their feet in public before blowing themselves up?

Also interesting that you mention God. Or perhaps you meant allah?

Comment by Norm

January 3rd 2012 23:28

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I applaud your bigotry on this one. Why should women have their own "gender specific" toilets? It's akin to Affirmative Action. Why should they have special places reserved just for them to go about their business?

Or perhaps you meant they should?

Comment by S.L.

January 4th 2012 01:17

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Can you hear one hand clapping, Norm? That's my applauding you sticking to the topic.

Comment by Norm

January 4th 2012 03:03

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I'm sorry that your mind is so narrow that you won't publicly admit what you privately acknowledge. I am sticking to the topic.

It's nice to hear silence from Lester on this one. It's a Waterless.

Comment by S.L.

January 4th 2012 09:42

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Norm, the only topic you're sticking to is the one in your own mind. To me, you're not making any sense at all. Not that that is unusual...

How could you possibly know what I "privately acknowledge"? And what does Lester have to do with your delusions? Give it a rest, Norm, this foolishness is both unproductive and boring.

Comment by Norm

January 4th 2012 11:50

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I'm glad we can agree on how "narrow" "your" "mind" is, because we both know that you can't bemoan places being reserved for "people of color" in universities while at the same time rejoicing in the existence of places reserved for "people who aren't men" in toilets and not come off as a narrow-minded hypocrite. I'm sure, even Lester realises this fact.

Do you really want me to reveal the contents of the private message you sent me in which you admit the bias of your perspective?

Comment by S.L.

January 4th 2012 12:38

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Tell you what, Norm... you keep on playing with your bathroom fantasies and leave serious commenting to the grown-ups. Unlike you, I have better things to do than waste time on your silliness.

Comment by Norm

January 4th 2012 12:43

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You have your own silliness to waste your time on, I know. Not to mention all those toilets you have to brush up on.

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Comment by S.L.

January 4th 2012 13:00

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Go waste someone else's time, Norm.

Comment by Norm

January 4th 2012 20:57

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Anything for a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant Male trapped inside the body of a Black African-American Jewish Woman such as yourself.

Comment by S.L.

January 4th 2012 21:22

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Ah, Norm. Aren't you getting bored with hearing yourself rattle? Everyone else is.

Comment by Norm

January 4th 2012 22:25

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Very mature. Aren't you?

Comment by S.L.

January 4th 2012 22:38

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Bye Norm.

Comment by Norm

January 4th 2012 22:44

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If I knew you were leaving I'd have baked a cake.

Comment by Howard

January 8th 2012 01:19

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Please be careful on the so-called Muslim and related religious war issues. Do you want to start a nuclear war in Iran, and Syria? Syria is a secular state and should be helped and gently encouraged to deal with its social unrest.

As for Iran, I really don't want to start a nuclear war to assure Iranian women the right to shake their booty and wear bikinis.

Comment by S.L.

January 8th 2012 01:43

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I rather doubt that anything I say will have an effect on people who hate us to begin with, Howard. Muslim states are NOT secular, by the way. And the women want a little more than the right to "shake their booty". They'd like to not get the death penalty for being raped. They'd like the right to not be the victims of "honor killings" for being unwilling slaves. And as for the "bikini" idea, they'd probably like to not be covered, head to toe, in hot black robes in the summer. (You might ask your wife, sister or mother how they'd like to be treated the way muslim women are. If they know what it's really like, they wouldn't want any part of it.)

Muslims, by "virtue" of their "religion" are commanded to either convert, enslave or kill all infidels. Pedophilia is their "prophet's" way and violence is their pass time. Defend them if you like, but I'm tired of being PC about them and I think it's high time we booted every "jihadist" supporter out of this country. Starting in Washington DC.