Brand New Beverage?
November 20th 2007 14:53
Rush Limbaugh said something yesterday that I thought must be a joke, but since he didn't say so, I rather suspect it's true. Some things are too insane to be fiction!
Heather Mills, whose only claim to fame is her messy divorce from Paul McCartney, gave a speech to a gathering of "Climate Change" loonies recently. She arrived in her gas-guzzling SUV, of course, and proceeded to explain how to cure the imminent disaster of Glo-bull Whatever. Her plan is scathingly brilliant, naturally.
To save the Earth, all we have to do is stop drinking cow's milk and drink rat's milk instead! I guess her "rat-ional" is that cattle flatulance causes the "green house effect" and if we stop milking cows and eating them, they'll just vanish (one extinction she apparently approves of) and the climate will go back the half a degree, thus saving the world! Amazing, isn't it? Such a perfect solution! Rat milk...
The only flaw in her otherwise brilliant plan is that it might be hard to find anyone with enough experience to actually milk rats. Of course, after Hillary loses the election, maybe she could take charge of the project. She's about the only one I can think of with any experience...
Heather Mills, whose only claim to fame is her messy divorce from Paul McCartney, gave a speech to a gathering of "Climate Change" loonies recently. She arrived in her gas-guzzling SUV, of course, and proceeded to explain how to cure the imminent disaster of Glo-bull Whatever. Her plan is scathingly brilliant, naturally.
To save the Earth, all we have to do is stop drinking cow's milk and drink rat's milk instead! I guess her "rat-ional" is that cattle flatulance causes the "green house effect" and if we stop milking cows and eating them, they'll just vanish (one extinction she apparently approves of) and the climate will go back the half a degree, thus saving the world! Amazing, isn't it? Such a perfect solution! Rat milk...
The only flaw in her otherwise brilliant plan is that it might be hard to find anyone with enough experience to actually milk rats. Of course, after Hillary loses the election, maybe she could take charge of the project. She's about the only one I can think of with any experience...
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