Left-Over Turkey
December 28th 2008 20:25
After a big Christmas dinner of turkey and all the trimmings, we usually run out of ways to prepare what's left so that it doesn't go to waste. If all else fails we can always freeze some for preparation at a later date. That's the great thing about holiday meals, isn't it? You can make turkey sandwiches, turkey soup, turkey Alfredo, turkey meat pies... the list goes on and on. That's a great part about cooking turkey for holiday meals.
The non-feathered turkeys seem to continually recycle, too. I mean the ones in Washington DC. When they fail at one job, just wait a little while and they'll recycle themselves into another unpalatable dish to gag the voters. One administration is a miserable failure and costs the taxpayers a bundle. Then along comes another "genius" and recycles the same turkeys into new ways of raiding the pockets of the people for yet more programs designed to fail but remain with us forever.
After Jan. 20th, 2009, we'll get a better look at the recycled turkey menu and come up with new ways to diet rather than eat the long molded garbage. B.O. (B.S.) can't wait to load the table for us with tasty treats of left-overs from the Clinton years. They'll be doused with a little seasoning from the Carter years, and just a dash of Algore to make it taste really bad. The left-over Madeline Al(not too)bright dingleberry sauce hasn't turned to glue yet, neither has the Janet Reno fruit salad (made with special Cuban fruits and the color of Waco and Ruby Ridge blood). And there's the Hillary pumpkin pie, very fattening and a little too crusty, to enlarge the national tax waist line.
The chips and dips come straight from Congress and Wall St. Chippping away at the econony with dippy methods of "saving the infrastructure" via more "bailout flavoring." What's a few more billion that our grandkids will have to pay?
The fruitcake will be provided by the Democrat party with long glaced Kennedy bits and nuts from a variety of political sources. Well aged. They'd be very stale if they hadn't been so well-preserved with rum and brandy.
The media will be providing plenty of faux sweet potatoes, covered in Obama syrup. We won't know what it tastes like until someone forces the first bite into our unwilling mouths, but they don't know, either, so it seems fair, right?
There will be a plate of peppers (too hot to handle) from contributers like Blago, Wright, Ayres, Dorn, etc. as a side dish. The only one they can't hurt is B.O. (B.S.) who brought them to the national table.
Entertainment will be provided by Muslim extremists, India, Pakistan (as they play catch with their nukes), Russia (who will try to invade the party) and the likes of Ahmadinejad, Hugo Chavez and the Casrtro brothers as they play nicely with the prez. elect.
Should be quite a meal, folks. And we have four years to choke it down. Makes you hungry just thinking about it, huh?
The non-feathered turkeys seem to continually recycle, too. I mean the ones in Washington DC. When they fail at one job, just wait a little while and they'll recycle themselves into another unpalatable dish to gag the voters. One administration is a miserable failure and costs the taxpayers a bundle. Then along comes another "genius" and recycles the same turkeys into new ways of raiding the pockets of the people for yet more programs designed to fail but remain with us forever.
After Jan. 20th, 2009, we'll get a better look at the recycled turkey menu and come up with new ways to diet rather than eat the long molded garbage. B.O. (B.S.) can't wait to load the table for us with tasty treats of left-overs from the Clinton years. They'll be doused with a little seasoning from the Carter years, and just a dash of Algore to make it taste really bad. The left-over Madeline Al(not too)bright dingleberry sauce hasn't turned to glue yet, neither has the Janet Reno fruit salad (made with special Cuban fruits and the color of Waco and Ruby Ridge blood). And there's the Hillary pumpkin pie, very fattening and a little too crusty, to enlarge the national tax waist line.
The chips and dips come straight from Congress and Wall St. Chippping away at the econony with dippy methods of "saving the infrastructure" via more "bailout flavoring." What's a few more billion that our grandkids will have to pay?
The fruitcake will be provided by the Democrat party with long glaced Kennedy bits and nuts from a variety of political sources. Well aged. They'd be very stale if they hadn't been so well-preserved with rum and brandy.
The media will be providing plenty of faux sweet potatoes, covered in Obama syrup. We won't know what it tastes like until someone forces the first bite into our unwilling mouths, but they don't know, either, so it seems fair, right?
There will be a plate of peppers (too hot to handle) from contributers like Blago, Wright, Ayres, Dorn, etc. as a side dish. The only one they can't hurt is B.O. (B.S.) who brought them to the national table.
Entertainment will be provided by Muslim extremists, India, Pakistan (as they play catch with their nukes), Russia (who will try to invade the party) and the likes of Ahmadinejad, Hugo Chavez and the Casrtro brothers as they play nicely with the prez. elect.
Should be quite a meal, folks. And we have four years to choke it down. Makes you hungry just thinking about it, huh?
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