Another Dell Dilema
August 24th 2007 04:11
I'm hoping this will post. I seem to have collected a virus or something very unpleasant. If one of my liberal "friends" gifted me with it.... thanks a bunch.... Otherwise, it must be something that just snuck in and messed me up. I think I can still post blogs. I know I can still IM. But I can't send or recieve e mails, can't forward and can't reply. Sorry if this is ticking you off as much as it is me, but thems the breaks. Tomorrow morning, this piece of "Dell" goes into the shop for another "cleaning" and lets hope it works this time. Last time it cost me a bundle and didn't accomplish anything but draining my bank account. Have I mentioned lately that I HATE DELL?? I'll be gone for the weekend anyway, so look for me next Mon. or Tues. Or when-ther-hell-ever it gets fixed. Til then.... GO CONSERVATIVES and DOWN WITH LIBERALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by Ahmed
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Of course the cause of all those would involve evil liberals (as would your virus which I assure you will be voting for Barack Obama in the upcoming elections).
I'd probably update the web browser, if you're using windows xp you should really switch over to firefox (download and install) instead of Internet Explorer. Of course it's free, free as in socialized, socialized as in liberal. Don't worry though, the best software engineers in the world are liberals
If you still insist on keeping away from all things liberal you might wanna update your Internet Explorer to the latest version,
You could also do a system restore (not sure if it would help), but I very much doubt they do much more than that when 'cleaning' your system at the shop.
If you're using Dell you should have the cd/dvds from when you actually bought the PC, one of them will give you a clean install of the PC. Not sure which one (should be the one with your OS on it), but you simply put it into your cd/dvd drive and restart your computer. Then follow the onscreen prompts.
Also, don't blame Dell, blame your virus, another by product of liberals (as are freed slaves, human rights, equal rights, end of segregation, public education, firemen, cops, erm, yeah...).
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Comment by Ahmed
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Furthermore, if you look into the history of your own country you'll see the so-called 'red states', the ones of right leaning persuasions, they moved from voting democrat to republican (likewise in the 'blue states'), I wonder why? Did everyone just pick and switch opinions, or was it something more?
Don't get into the saddam tripe, Saddam used to be Americas best friend, Donald Rumsfeld shook hands with him and gave him weapons to 'enslave' the Iraqi people. I ought to know, given my family was there, both to see america being best friends with him (to the point he was featured in times magazine as such a great man) to when he became the scapegoat.
Ah, how the times change eh?
But hey what the hey, I'm treating you like a satirist, you're more ofa joke than a person
I know you understand what I mean, and I know you're convinced that your computer problems have something to do with liberals, I lke your character, it's funny. Keep going at it, you'll reach the level of shelley the republican one day. You had me for a while, but I know better now.
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Comment by S.L. Bradish
You obviously know nothing about international politics or history. Did you ever hear of World War 2? The enemies from that era are now friends. The enemies from many times in history have become friends and allies while old alliances don't always tend to stand forever. The fact that Saddam was once considered a friend has nothing to do with today. The Shah of Iran was a friend at one time, do you assume that we therefore must support Ahmadinejad?
Democrats and Republicans have some pretty strong differences, in case you didn't know. People (those with brains, at least) support one party or the other because of what that party stands for. In the course of time, both parties have changed and evolved. The "liberals" of old would be horrified at what liberalism has come to mean.
It strikes me as strange that you (and most other liberals) have to resort to insults and name calling when your arguments fail. Instead of behaving like a foul tempered child and throwing tantrums when you have no ground to stand on, maybe you could just shut up and go away? That would be nice.
Oh, and FYI, Ahmed, I was kidding about it being a liberal who sent me a virus. Not that I would put very much past them, but that would be low even for someone like you, wouldn't it?
Comment by Ahmed
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Oh goodness gracious, you were joking about the liberals sending you the virus yet you couldn't take a joke from me, I think you were absoloutely serious
I hate to toot my own horn, but I have a nack for telling when people are dead serious or just joking around, I wanted to gauge your response to see if you were joking or serious as heck.
Alas, you know little of computers, and liberals will continuously be exploiting your ignrance of the technological world. Go pay 'em a few hundred bucks, or take my advice and help.
Make no mistake, I am 45% convinced you're just a satirist, I've seen liberal made satire websites of right wingers and they don't go as far as you do, I don't see how thats possible especially when they're not serious about it and are meant to potray an extremist right wing agenda.
When it comes down to it all, computers bugger up, if yuou're going to have to send it to a technician that technician is going to be a liberal. how do I know? Unfortunately for you, the best people in the technological world are always liberal, I don't know why (maybe some conspiracy), but from Bill Gates to Steve Jobs liberals pretty much run technology.
I'm not talking about normal liberals either, so-called 'moderates', I'm a centrist myself, I'm talking about far left wingers, they're as liberal as you are conservative (minus a few points of course
Your computers failing and you recquire liberals to help. It may be sad, but in reality software engineering is only something a person who is not convinced the world is out to get him can do, it is stressful as hell but ultimately rewarding for those who can... admit they are wrong. so no, someone with a 'firm grip on the differences between right and wrong' won't be able to handle it.
Let me tell you, I know how viruses find their way onto PCs, and it isn't ever like that when someone browses the web responsibly. I've been using the internet for a good 7 years, not once have I got a virus from it. Or even experienced problems, and I don't even run anti-virus software.
Why not? Heres the key difference, computers arn't targetted randomly, you have to initiate yourself as a target, I've found most infected computers have a history of browsing shady websites. Porn, free software downloadz, or even better yet, 'you've won a million dollars'.
I could have just as easily jumped into that, I'm pretty much an expert in this field and I could say 'so you've been visint porn sites, or are stupid enough to think you've won a million dollars, you deserve what you get'. But unlike you, I don't hold grudges against people for who they are. I undersatnd you're crazy, but I'm not going to hold it against you. When in need of help I'll help out, I'm a nice person. I hate your backwarded opinions but I'm not going to deny that you're a human being.
If you need help I'll help you *within reason*. Sure I can't makeyou live forever, but if your computer breaks down I'll give you advice on how to fix it irrespective of what I think of you. Though you're going to have to understand I have a sense of humour and you're going to have to take that into account, even if you are a crazy and delusional old lady
I know if I were in need you wouldn't help me, even if it wasn't much I needed. I know because you have implied it multiple times, that you don't want me to be brwsing the web or having an opinion.
I'm not the sort of person who'll hold that against you, heck, I don't have to like you even when I help you, but I will help you because I am a nice person. In fact I could even believe you're a nice person, I reckon all people are good at heart but can be broken on th eoutside. So I gav eyou my advice, and I assure you it's 100% perfect, probably better than what would cost you severel hundred to 'get fixed'. I'd suggest more, like using Ubuntu Linux but in all honesty I don't think you're technically savvy enough to do so.
In the end it's what makes me different to you is that I care about you as a person, irrespective of your beliefs. You might wonder why, and all I can say is that one must be careful not to turn into his enemy, a doctor heals, a computer technician fixes broken computers, a politician makes an ass of himself, and an old woman nags about why the world isn't so perfect, but in the end were all human beings at heart and we all need each others support (no matter how much we hate to admit it, as has been proven here
btw, in all seriousness, why the hell would I be trying to help you if I installed that virus on yoru computer? (kinda counter productive aint it?) Rest assured if I installed said virus I would have been much more thorough than that, to the point you wouldn't even be able to use it. I take my work seriously, if I were to ruin your life, I'd do it right
Comment by S.L. Bradish
The computer geek who fixes my computer, FYI, is a staunch conservative who lost a leg in Viet Nam.
Yes, I am an old lady. My younger sister is a great grandmother. My opinions come from a long lifetime of experience, not the foolish, youthful, liberal exuberance that you demonstrate with every word you write.
If you knew half as much as you think you do, you might be worth listening to. Perhaps one day even you will grow up and develop a brain. Could happen.
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Comment by Ahmed
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As for your computer fixing conservative bud, goes to show what a great job he does eh?
I'm a young man, and I've learned that old people have fixed views, I've also learned not to be of those who have fixed views or claim to know whats right or wrong. Much less will I trust a man who claims to be a messenger of god. Anyone who reckons they're smart enough to tell the difference between right and wrong based on opinions and such and such happenstance doesn't win any respect from me
I don't think I'll ever be as narrowminded as you, I think I'll be able to for my whole life admit to being wrong when I know I'm wrong, and be able to stick to strong principles of freedom, that isn't bound by some arrogant misplaced 'patriotism' (more commonly known as nationalism, but whose to say?). You most certainly won't catch me making blog posts about those dastardly christians setting up a chapel at my uni
You don't have any liberal friends, I'm a farily moderate person, not even a liberal, yet next to you I look like a communist, so I know for a fact, you're lying. Or not telling me the whole truth about whoyou really are.
Blame it on liberals again eh? haha, so like you
I'll tell you what, I was the one who installed that virus on yoru computer, why? Because I could, your liberal friends? No they couldn't have, I sent it to you through a message from youranter, I'm so smart arent I? buahahaha.
So tell me, in your grand little world, why would I try to help you fix the problem and saveyourself a lot of headaches and lost cash unless I was anything but nice?
To you, nice is being all posh, sitting down and havinga cuppa speaking all fancy like 'a dear friend of mine'. To me, being nice is helping out another fellow when he/she needs it irrespective of their views. A human being is not an opinion or something that can be twisted up by extremist politics, it's a real living breathing organism and that isn't going to change. I can't and refuse to try and make up a difference between them. Unlike you I can't bring myself to create an abstraction between a persons beliefs and the fact that they're human. Everyone deserves help when they need it, and everyone who does bad will inevitably be punished. No ones getting a free ride out of doing bad, but not everyone who needs help can get it.
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Comment by Ahmed
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I think you should take my advice instead of pretend you have 20 year old liberal friends and know of great conservative computer technicians. You'll save a few bucks in the process too
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Actually if you really want to get into it... let's just look at all of the dems and liberals that ARE admittingly KKK members!!!LOL-LOL-LOL
Don't get upset about this idiot SL I mean what can you expect from a person that is obviously uneducated and probably has a many mental disabilities like this guy? I got that the blog itself was a joke -- too bad he can't read well either... but then again, he is a liberal.
Oh Ahmed you are always good for a laugh. I bet you had people laughing at you for a very long time. Oh and this isn't grade school so quit name calling... I know that is all you can do when you get your little pink panties in a bunch but at least on here "try" and act a little more mature alrighty?
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Comment by Ahmed
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back then republicans were the liberal ones, thats why the red states voted democrat. The red states always vote conservative (home of the KKK after all
See the history of the republican/democratic party for a clue
The Liberal Republican Party of the United States was a political party formed in 1872 to oppose the reelection of President Ulysses S. Grant.
Of course they inevidably transformed to the democrats. US poitical history is pretty twisted. Weren't you there when Abe freed the slaves Bradish? I bet you were annoyed
Anyway, you don't have to take my advice, becuase i'm 'rude', rude to who? You? Of course I'm rude to you, you're a crazy old woman
I'll call you a liar because thats what you are, you don't have any liberal friends, I know what you stand for very well, unless youre going to back track and say you don't believe what you say here
But yeah, you don't want my help, pity too, I guess you'll be losing another few hundred bucks to your conservative bud from vietnam missing one leg, you know he isn't going to get you anywhere and I know for a fact all he'll do is a quick 'system restore' and leave it at that.
Comment by S.L. Bradish
Your mother must be so proud that her son can spell bitch.
Comment by Ahmed
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What did you call homosexuals btw? Something along the line of butt thurster? your mother must be looking down at you from the pits of hell and laughing, thinking to herslf 'no wonder I'm stuck down here'
You're quite the self centered bitch (posh language with bitch, how difficult could it be?), what do you have against gays? The samething you have against everyone else in the world no doubt, that they're not 100% exactly like you, god only knows what goes on in your twisted mind and thank god for that too
haha, I was actually just thinking, I thought you were a devout christian, whatever happened to 'live thy enemy'? You know I'm more christian than you, at least i gave a helping hand when you needed it. Kind of ironic given I'm a Muslim. Shame on you eh? Some dude who 'bangs his head on the ground' and 'worships a black b ox in the middle of the dessert' does a better job following your teachings than you do.
btw, I knowthe aforementioned quotes probably arent attributed to you, but no doubt you think it
Actually, in all fairness, I have the advantage of not turning my belifes into a political agenda. So yeah, maybe you hating homosexuals, atheists, muslims and whoever else has something to do with that. Let me give you a hint, Jesus never hated gays, or called them names, why do you?
Comment by Jesse Mitchell
Amazing you can form any real sentences at all. Really.
If you intend to bash a person because they have put you in your place too many times to count and all you can do is be mad instead of embrace knowledge fine... we understand your immaturity. But refrain from the attacks on SL's relatives and friends both dead and alive. There is nothing lower than that- there is just no honor in those remarks in the least.
Obviously you are upset with the 'gay' thing although I see no 'bashing from SL... Now that we know you are gay maybe we'll take it a little easy on you. But then again if you choose to keep being so vulgar about it maybe we should attack you and you butt lovi'n principals. Or how about your parents? were they fudge packers too-- did you have two daddies? Did your daddy love to nail his boyfriends in the old poop shoot? Or was there a mom and a dad just to try and make your life appear normal? We can't help but wonder Ahmed because of your obvious touchy nature on this subject.
Oh, and SL, if any more bad language comes onto your blog you do need to delete it... remember the last time you had an obsessed reader that left language like this... You need to follow the rules and report the behavior.
Comment by Ahmed
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I intend on describing a person who has zero tolerance against anyone who is different, you can jion her in some sort of lesbian orgy if you will, though she won't have anything nice to say about lesbians after she's done with the pickle
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ahahaha, you need to clear up your understanding of the english language. Evil google liberal can show how many times the term has been written and understood
Also, I'm not gay, but I am anti-intolerant. I'll call s.l what she is, a self centered self reightous bitch, because, thats what she is. She makes conclusions about other people without even knowing them, she labels whole groups based on some misguided understanding of her religion (which I seem to understand more of, but god forbid because I can't string together a sentence).
Clearly you're no better than her, so I'll call you her little self centered bitchy wannabe, (you can anonymously buy dildos from ebay, though ebay is run by liberals so watch out!).
I'm not gay, but speaking like that about gay people is just dumb of you, what makes you better than someone who is gay? Hmm? Your imagination? Your little fairy tales, mythologies about jesus christ? Oh wait, your mythologies about Jesus Christ go along the lines of 'love thy enemy' and 'sticks and stones might break my bones but words will never hurt me'. Whatever happened tof ollowing your own belifes?
Oh thats right, you never really believed them
You know why I'm touchy about the subject, because I hate intolerance. I know you and SL don't because you folks think christianity is dominating the world and that rapture will be coming aboutsoon so Jesus Christ will be whisking your little red asses up to heaven. I think Jesus will prefer a gay man who doesn't make assumptions about those he does not know than some red kneck morons who know shit but act like they're gods right hand
Oh, Iknow you're going to try to insult meabout my intelligence and all that, let me tell you, theres a difference between intelligence and maturity. Call me immature if you will, but thats relative to yourselves, and only yourselves. Don't think I like calling you names, I hate the fact you two believe what you do, and would rathe ryou didn't. I call you two self centered bitches, because thats what both of you are. You have to understand that I dont call people names to make myself feel good (I know you guys do, but then again, you guys stand on broken principles).
Comment by Don Lee
Note to S.L.: Jessee was right. You should delete this scum and all of his crap.
Comment by Jesse Mitchell
He sure "intolerant" when it comes to SL's views, points and opinions. I guess that is also the 'liberal' mentality there... "only believe in a purpose when it serves your own"... a little double faced isnt it? Funny how that works. If idiots like him have beliefs then of course it should be 'tolerated' but if it differs from yours then it should'nt. They say that they are not 'like that' but here is a sterling example!!! What a loser with nothing better to do then prove himself wrong at every turn... pretty pitiful existance.
Oh, and I loved the "You have to understand that I dont call people names to make myself feel good (I know you guys do, but then again, you guys stand on broken principles)." But yet he does do that very thing. For example. I am not a female dog or I wouldn't be able to type but he calls me a bitch. Secondly as for self centered... LOL-LOL-LOL- A self centered person can not give to numerous charities, work closely with government agencies that help the poor, and educate adults that can not afford to go back to school. That is the very definition of selfless. But, as we already concluded Ahmed is BOTH immature AND uneducated so it is no surprise!
I may go back through and re-read the comment (maybe) but the first run through just made me laugh so much I know that I missed some. It just so happens that I am entertaining a party right now but I have an alert on my computer to let me know of replies to this blog and others I choose so as it happens I saw who it was from and invited some of guests to see just how ignorant people 'think' (for lack of a better word) LOL
Needless to say we all had a good laugh... Thanks Ahmed for sharing your ignorance in such an entertaining manner. LOL
Comment by Anonymous
Good job in putting this lo9ud mouth wannabe in his place. It is aout time someone can shut up this errogant, bullheaded child. The self centered 'bitch' comment was helarious!!! Especially since it came from one! LMAO
Comment by S.L. Bradish
To all the other commentors, thank you!