Really Angry?
November 20th 2007 14:38
The cat fight between Hillary and Barak is rather puzzling, as I said in a previous blog. What could she possibly have on him that would be an embarrassment? So I'm wondering if there isn't something more going on with this squabble. What if Hillary called Barak a few months ago and the conversation went something like this...
Hillary: "Hello Mr. Obama. How would you like to be vice president?"
Obama: "Are you kidding? I don't have enough experience for the job I've got!"
Hillary: "That's no problem. I don't have any experience at all!"
Obama: "True. So what do you have in mind? And why me?"
Hillary: "I have winning in mind and you're the perfect choice for my running mate. Look, Mr. Obama, may I call you Barak? You're clean, articulate and can lie with such impressive sincerity, it's wonderful! And you're every bit as liberal as I am!"
Obama: "So what's the plan?"
Hillary: "We both get in the race and do our stuff. Then, right before the caucuses, I spread the word that I have information that could ruin you! Don't panic, Barak. Short of being a closet conservative, there's nothing you could have ever done to make the dipshits uh, I mean voters turn their backs on you!"
Obama: "I don't get it..."
Hillary: "You're almost as dumb as Bill, aren't you? Listen, I spread the rumor, then deny it. We both get lots of face time while the battle rages. Then the ..uh... truth will come out that it was those bad, nasty Republicans who spread the rumor, not me! Unless of course it looks like Edwards is doing a little too well. Then we blame it on him."
Obama: "I still don't get it..."
Hillary: "Simplicity itself, Barak! No matter who caused the rift between us, we'll be the innocent victims! Sharing our victimhood, you agree to be my running mate and we get the sympathy vote! After all, I'm a woman and you're black, and we've been victimized! We'll win by a landslide!"
Barak: "Brilliant plan, Mrs. Clinton! Let's do it!"
Hillary: "Hello Mr. Obama. How would you like to be vice president?"
Obama: "Are you kidding? I don't have enough experience for the job I've got!"
Hillary: "That's no problem. I don't have any experience at all!"
Obama: "True. So what do you have in mind? And why me?"
Hillary: "I have winning in mind and you're the perfect choice for my running mate. Look, Mr. Obama, may I call you Barak? You're clean, articulate and can lie with such impressive sincerity, it's wonderful! And you're every bit as liberal as I am!"
Obama: "So what's the plan?"
Hillary: "We both get in the race and do our stuff. Then, right before the caucuses, I spread the word that I have information that could ruin you! Don't panic, Barak. Short of being a closet conservative, there's nothing you could have ever done to make the dipshits uh, I mean voters turn their backs on you!"
Obama: "I don't get it..."
Hillary: "You're almost as dumb as Bill, aren't you? Listen, I spread the rumor, then deny it. We both get lots of face time while the battle rages. Then the ..uh... truth will come out that it was those bad, nasty Republicans who spread the rumor, not me! Unless of course it looks like Edwards is doing a little too well. Then we blame it on him."
Obama: "I still don't get it..."
Hillary: "Simplicity itself, Barak! No matter who caused the rift between us, we'll be the innocent victims! Sharing our victimhood, you agree to be my running mate and we get the sympathy vote! After all, I'm a woman and you're black, and we've been victimized! We'll win by a landslide!"
Barak: "Brilliant plan, Mrs. Clinton! Let's do it!"
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