Memo to Al Gore
July 4th 2007 16:02
Dear Al:
I just heard about your son being arrested for drunk driving. I also heard he had drugs in the vehicle. The news report didn't sprcify what kind of car he was driving (drunk), but since he was going 100 mph when he was clocked by the authorities, I assume it wasn't one of the little hybrids or an electric car.
Shame on you, Al, for not teaching your son to be careful of his "carbon footprints!" Imagine all the fuel he used in driving so fast (and drunk). You'll have to pay a fortune in "carbon offsets" now. You could send me some money and I'll plant a few more trees. That should fix the problem!
I just heard about your son being arrested for drunk driving. I also heard he had drugs in the vehicle. The news report didn't sprcify what kind of car he was driving (drunk), but since he was going 100 mph when he was clocked by the authorities, I assume it wasn't one of the little hybrids or an electric car.
Shame on you, Al, for not teaching your son to be careful of his "carbon footprints!" Imagine all the fuel he used in driving so fast (and drunk). You'll have to pay a fortune in "carbon offsets" now. You could send me some money and I'll plant a few more trees. That should fix the problem!
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Comment by PopulistConservative
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I like your perspective and may have to check out your blog more often, though. I'm a (VERY) disgruntled conservative.
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With that being said, I am definitely a conservative -- unlike many of the gasbags who currently inhabit the Republican Party. And Dems, well, Dems are just clueless and useless (with the exception of a couple like Byron Dorgan and maybe Ben Nelson).
God help us. We're gonna need it.
Who are you liking in '08? I like Duncan Hunter, but I doubt he can win. Fred Thompson is looking like a real possibility. When push comes to shove, though, I'm pretty much in the ABH (anybody but hillary) camp.
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Duncan Hunter is a very good candidate, but I must agree that he doesn't stand much of a chance. Thompson, on the other hand, has the recognition and therefore a much better chance. Not to mention my vote. Check out my blogs titled "Billary" if you want to know what I think of her.
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