Painting an Outhouse
January 2nd 2012 19:09
For those of you too young to have ever actually used an "outhouse", allow me to describe one. An outhouse was a bathroom before indoor plumbing. It had a flat seat (usually made of wood) with holes in it for people to "relieve" themselves. There are few things that smell worse than an outhouse in the summer! The "aroma" and the flies make an outhouse hard to mistake for anything else.
Some people (politicians most notably) seem to like painting the outhouse to make it look like something else. For example, Affirmative Action. This disgraceful program dares to presume that "people of color" are not capable of competing with others academically. It permits students who have not properly prepared for higher education to enroll in colleges. Not being prepared, they fail and the Affirmative Action folks welcome them to the prisons and welfare rolls with a smug, "See, we were right!" The outhouse is painted, but the stench of bigotry and the flies of racism remain.
Muslims commit crimes and the media paints the outhouse again. The Ft. Hood killer was a muslim who yelled "Allah Ackbar" just before he opened fire. He had a history of being anti-American (despite collecting a paycheck from the US military), and was known to be a devotee of jihad. But the outhouse was painted with "workplace violence" colors and the reeking continued.
The Santa Killer was also a muslim who murdered his relatives in an "honor killing" and it was ignored. More paint, more stink, more flies.
"The Environment" is another outhouse. Pretending that mankind caused "glo-bull warming/cooling/climate change/whatever" is the paint job on higher taxes, and greater restrictions to everything we do. The paint covers many sins, including the loss of freedom, high unemployment, and the wonderful 5% rating our brilliant congress now enjoys.
Washington DC has become the ultimate outhouse, folks. The stench of corruption is creating a big blue cloud over us all. And the flies it draws all wear 3-piece suits, have fat bank accounts from their ill-gotten gains, and boast of their "progressive" agenda. The aromatic OWS bunch are the larvae left behind as the country sinks under the outhouse bench.
Now we come to the 2012 elections. Will the result be a good fumigation? Or will we just add on another coat of paint and celebrate more flies instead of swatting them?
Some people (politicians most notably) seem to like painting the outhouse to make it look like something else. For example, Affirmative Action. This disgraceful program dares to presume that "people of color" are not capable of competing with others academically. It permits students who have not properly prepared for higher education to enroll in colleges. Not being prepared, they fail and the Affirmative Action folks welcome them to the prisons and welfare rolls with a smug, "See, we were right!" The outhouse is painted, but the stench of bigotry and the flies of racism remain.
Muslims commit crimes and the media paints the outhouse again. The Ft. Hood killer was a muslim who yelled "Allah Ackbar" just before he opened fire. He had a history of being anti-American (despite collecting a paycheck from the US military), and was known to be a devotee of jihad. But the outhouse was painted with "workplace violence" colors and the reeking continued.
The Santa Killer was also a muslim who murdered his relatives in an "honor killing" and it was ignored. More paint, more stink, more flies.
"The Environment" is another outhouse. Pretending that mankind caused "glo-bull warming/cooling/climate change/whatever" is the paint job on higher taxes, and greater restrictions to everything we do. The paint covers many sins, including the loss of freedom, high unemployment, and the wonderful 5% rating our brilliant congress now enjoys.
Washington DC has become the ultimate outhouse, folks. The stench of corruption is creating a big blue cloud over us all. And the flies it draws all wear 3-piece suits, have fat bank accounts from their ill-gotten gains, and boast of their "progressive" agenda. The aromatic OWS bunch are the larvae left behind as the country sinks under the outhouse bench.
Now we come to the 2012 elections. Will the result be a good fumigation? Or will we just add on another coat of paint and celebrate more flies instead of swatting them?
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